April, 2015

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Three Kings, Part 1 of 2
by Michael Matson
The boy left when he was fifteen, already toughened by hard work, to find his own way in the world. Seven years later he's back—and smack dab in the middle of a brewing range war.

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The Pride of the Apache
by Dick Derham
Lieutenant Davis had orders to accompany Geronimo and his band to the San Carlos reservation, but U.S. Marshal Jeffords—a political opportunist—demanded Davis arrest the Apache leader. Whose command should the young officer disobey?

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Justice and the Law
by Steve Myers
The unbending judge sentenced the youngster to hang by his neck until he was dead. Marshal Webster aimed to keep the child from suffering the slow and horrible death that was awaiting him.

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Tank Mullins is Coming!
by Lowell "Zeke" Ziemann
Tank Mullins was well known in these parts of the country, but no one alive had yet seen him. Now word spread like wildfire that the legendary killer was on his way!

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'Lo Midnight
by Steve Evans
As he watched the stranger approach, Tance Trodder's hand clenched the well-worn handle of the tool of his trade. He knew he had a job to do—as distasteful as it was to some.

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Tank Mullins is Coming!
by Lowell "Zeke" Ziemann

They loitered in Smokestack Hattie's Saloon waiting for something to happen.

Kelly sat behind his Faro table and played Solitaire. Today, like most days, few came to "Buck the Tiger"; at least no one showed up with money.

Hattie stood by the bar. She wore her favorite gown, a long black strapless frock. Held up by her abundant bosom, the dress dropped straight to the floor. With graying blond hair piled high on her head, Kelly once told her she looked like the smoke stack on a railroad engine. The moniker stuck.

Kid Foxx sat alone at a table. His baptized name was Alfred Foxx, but ever since the notorious William Bonney became known as "Billy the Kid", every young would-be gunslinger preferred to be called "Kid". Foxx always stopped in after lunch and usually cleaned his Colt revolvers while he sipped a beer.

It looked to be another quiet day. Only sporadic ongoing enterprise existed in Phantom City. Inside Smokestack Hattie's Saloon no arguments or even gossip took place. This afternoon's activity in the saloon could have been mistaken for a wake.

Suddenly the swinging doors flew open. It was old Mulie Sanford. Mulie usually just stumbled in absentmindedly, but today he seemed agitated. He wore his usual long-handles with baggy pants held up by one yellow suspender. The red underwear served as his shirt. His boots didn't match as he had taken two different styles from the trash. Completely out of breath, his blood shot eyes were wide with fear. "He's—he's comin'. I seed him and he's acomin' fer sure!"

Kid Foxx set his beer down, wiped his mouth with his sleeve and winked at Kelly. "I s'pose you saw that killer monster Tank Mullins again."

Mulie panted, leaned against Kelly's Faro table and slowly got the words out. "Yeah . . . I was ridin' my mule up in the Dragoon Mountains when I seed him. He said,' Tell all the folks in Phantom City I'm comin' to town to get drunk and wreck the saloon.' I lit out quick to warn y'all."

Kid picked up the two six-shooters from the table. "If Tank Mullins is comin' here, reckon I'll have to give him a taste of lead." He laughed and waved the guns in a circular motion. "Bang! Bang! You're dead Tank Mullins!"

"You can joke if'n you want to Foxx, but I'd bet you'll be the first to skedaddle when Tank Mullins gets here. He don't abide no smart-ass kids."

Kid Foxx laid the guns back on the table. "Why don't you go sober up, ya old Coot."

Kelly stood up and took the old timer's arm. "You must've let the badger loose again, Mulie. You probably been seein' pink elephants too. We ain't never seen no such monster as Tank Mullins in Arizona Territory."

"Well I seed him this mornin'! Last winter he shot up Contention City and strangled two people in the saloon there. Now Tank Mullins is comin' down from the mountains and he's acomin' here!"

Hattie decided to join the fun. "We ain't ever seen him, " she said. "Tell me Mulie, what does this Tank Mullins plan to do when he gets here?"

"He's mean as cornered Grizzly! When he sets foot in a saloon it creates such a ruckus that it makes an ordinary barroom brawl look like a prayer meetin'".

Hattie shook her head. "Mulie, what does this monster look like?"

"Miss Smokestack, Tank Mullins is about seven feet tall. He rides wild animals. Holds his britches up with a log chain. Eats raw meat. Catches rattle snakes for pets—"

The rest of his description was drowned out by laughter of his audience.

"Go sober up," said Hattie.

Mulie stomped toward the door, turned back and yelled, "Laugh if'n you want to, but I'm leavin' town. I warned you, you cain't stop him. Tank Mullins is acomin' here! He'll wreck this saloon and squash you all like bugs."

Kelly looked at Foxx and Hattie and shook his head. "His brain has gone plumb haywire."

Soon, the saloon settled back into a scene of boredom. Kelly folded his deck of cards and considered going up stairs for a nap. Kid picked up each of his guns from the table and slowly began to polish them. Hattie walked to the mirror behind the bar, tugged at her frock, primped and combed her hair with her fingers.

Suddenly, the comfortable silence shattered. A nasty voice boomed from the street. "Whoa, whoa there. Blast yer stubborn hide Sampson, hold up. Ah said whoa!"

The piercing shout sent Hattie to the batwing doors for a look outside. "Oh my God!" she shouted and then fainted dead away.

Kid Foxx and Kelly rushed to her, dragged her to the nearest chair and propped her upon it. She mumbled incoherently and pointed to the louvered doors.

Kelly and Foxx hurried to the front window of the saloon and peeked out.

A huge black-bearded man, wearing dirty buckskins and a coonskin cap dismounted from the big shaggy buffalo he had ridden into town. He carried a big .50 caliber Sharps rifle. A Bowie knife, unsheathed, was stuck in his snakeskin belt. He led an immense gray wolf tethered with a chain. He tied the buffalo to the rail and approached Hattie's swinging doors.

Kelly slinked back from the window and moved behind the bar. His eyes widened. He straightened his brocade vest and fingered the derringer in his pocket.

Foxx ran back to his table, forgot about his six-shooters and slinked to the corner shadows near the back stairs.

Hattie, half-awake now, sat like a stone at a table. Kid Foxx stood like a statue in the semi-darkness.

The swinging doors flung open with vicious purpose, rattling as they banged into the side walls. The giant walked in. He stood still for a few seconds, apparently letting his eyes accustom to the dim light, then set the Sharps against the door frame. The wolf sat down, stared with piercing yellow eyes, growled, and readied himself to guard the big Sharps.

In three quick strides, the stranger was at the bar. "Beer!"

With a shaky hand Kelly picked out a stein, walked to the tap and poured a beer. He forgot to draw the beer slowly and the stein was half filled with foam. The giant blew the head off the beer. It splattered all over the front of Kelly's fancy vest. In two gulps the beer was gone.

A deep bass voice uttered an urgent demand. "Another. Now!"

A second stein was drawn, more slowly this time. The glass filled with no foam.

Ham-like fingers surrounded the stein and raised it toward the black beard. The beer was swallowed in three gulps followed by the sound of broken glass as the stein was thrown to the hardwood floor.

Kelly peeked at Hattie who flinched at the sound. Then she took a deep breath, sat as if in a trance, and stared at the stranger.

The Kid edged back farther into the shadows, and pasted himself against the back wall.

The big man took his right fist and pounded his chest. A deep belch sent a rumble throughout the saloon. No one uttered word. No one expected a polite "excuse me." For several seconds, it became eerily quiet.

Kelly forced a nervous titter. He looked down at the broken stein and spoke softly. "D-D-Don't worry sir, I'll get a broom."

The barrel-chested Goliath wheeled around. With determined strides he stomped in haste toward the big Buffalo Sharps by the door. He picked up the gun and jerked the chain on the wolf. With a scowl he turned back and surveyed the entire saloon.

Kelly took a quick glance at his friends. Kid Foxx fell to his knees, folded his hands and looked heavenward. Hattie pinched her eyes shut.

Kelly forced a shaky smile. "Sit, sir, would, would, would you like another beer?"

The mountain of a man spoke in a gruff, but crystal clear deep rumble. "Are you loco? I'm gettin' out of here. Tank Mullins is comin'!"

The End

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